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[Nov 19, 2008 | 12:37am] |
Keep your sodding animals off my bed. The next fucking cat that decides to nap on my pillow will be burned. If you cannot control your pets then perhaps you shouldn't have them. Or I can dispose of them. I love fur clothing. None of this faux fur for me. That's ridiculous. Faux fur, pfft, if you're going to wear fur then wear REAL fur. There is nothing wrong with it. I also wouldn't mind having a little rug near my bed. The white cat that I've seen creeping around here would make an excellent rug. If you for some unfathomable reason want to keep your pets then keep them OUT of my space.
Hogsmeade was...who fucking cares. It's the same as it always is.
In other news Nurse Hill is an idiot. Bananas haven't been ruined for me and I will gladly continue to eat them. I'm glad most of the boys cringed when she broke the banana. Serves you right you sick fucks for imagining your penis to begin with. AS if she'd ever touch...you know she's a little on the perverse side so she might.
Oh yes, Happy belated Birthday to the Warrington boys. Jasper, I have something particularly special for you. I'll bring it to you later.
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